Hey Diddle Diddle!

Little Cat was so lonely little cat who had no friends. His only friend was a fiddle. He’s a dork and loves playing his fiddle out on his roof so he can watch the town. Little Cat saw a cow that was acting rather interesting. Sr. Cow was at the movies and had too much soda so he was kind of in a sugar high. He was galloping all around. Little Cat was getting a kick out of that. Then out of the blue Sr. Cow jumped so high he did a little flip over the moon than disappeared in the distance. Then Uncle Doggy Dog was rocking in his rocking chair on the front porch. He was having a hay day laughing and laughing at all of his surroundings. A bell rings like an alarm coming from the bank. The silver robbers have robbed the bank. There were sirens going off all over the area, lights flashing and cars zooming around. Out of the lights and alarms a spoon and a dish speeding away from the scene. Little Cat stopped playing his fiddle to actually look back on what happened in the last 5 min. A cow flipping all over, Uncle Doggy Dog laughing so loud everyone could hear him, and the Silver Bandits running away together. That’s where that rhyme came from. Not Mother Goose but Little Cat’s song.  

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon.
The little dog laughed to see such fun
and the dish ran away with the spoon!